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SOWETODAY December 21 2055

‘SOWETO FAMILIES LIVE IN FEAR OF MARAUDING WHITES!’

Unnamed senior government sources today confirmed plans are afoot to ‘deal with the white problem once and for all’.

Sowetans have been complaining in increasing about the white shanty towns now surrounding the city and the continued harassment from white beggars who congregate in Mandela Park. Several have been arrested for training their children to harass, beg and steal. Families relaxing in Mandela Park have complained about whites pilfering from fruit trees, bathing and urinating in the ponds and even excreting in the bushes.

Although the squatters have always had a history of violence among themselves, there has been an upsurge in attacks on Sowetans.

Most of the central area of Soweto has long been too dangerous after dark for even large groups never mind families as squabbling gangs of feral whites roam the back streets scavenging. Cleansing department staffs have been issued with stun guns after several attacks from whites who have taken to sleeping in the large commercial bins. City workers stumbled upon a gang fight which left six whites dead when there was a dispute over ‘ownership’ of a bin.

Many central area establishments accuse the government of abandoning them as Sowetans opt for the security of well-lit 24-hour shopping centres near residential areas.

Most Sowetans agree the problem is the country’s lenient immigration policy which is being exploited by climate-displaced Europeans who can claim family ties to an assortment of white families of the Apartheid Era.

The opposition parties think the whites could and should be rehabilitated. They insist all white people must work for food and water and the right to sleep in Soweto’s streets and parks. Proposals have also been mooted that every Soweto family should have at least two whites as domestic help, despite many Sowetan families saying they would be ‘very uncomfortable’ having white people in their homes. Quipped a government official, ‘That’s why they are in opposition’.

Several ministers are reported be privately uneasy at Soweto children being in close proximity to whites. ‘Whites,’ a minister said on condition of anonymity, ‘are noted for their lechery and licentiousness.’

Due to rampant birth rates and sexual health issues it is expected that all Caucasians will be segregated by sex. An unnamed government source was quoting as saying,
‘The government thinks a ban on the procreation of whites would be unenforceable and open to abuse’.

The white rights charity, FAIR (For Africa Incomer Recognition), has voiced fears that the government and the military are in cahoots preparing a mass neutering plan.        
But even FAIR concedes that most politicians are under pressure from their voters, who continually voice their fears of being swamped by white families, who they say alter residential areas for the worse by abusing privileges to bring in families from overseas and cram them into small houses. A recent opinion poll showed that more than half of Sowetans feel a ‘white uprising’ was probable in the next few years. FAIR say this is a fear the government is determined to exploit.